It's not like the Easter Bunny...

I haven't posted on Torchwood this season because mostly my thoughts were wavering between "meh" and utter disbelief at how inexplicably the characters were acting. But I have only one real piece of advice that would have completely redeemed the car crash I felt this season turned out to be.

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Pick five of your favourite shows*, in no particular order, before you read the below questions, then answer them!

Current or just-finished shows only, 'kay?

1. True Blood
2. Stargate Atlantis
3. United States of Tara
4. NCIS
5. Doctor Who/Torchwood

* I'm actually surpised at how difficult it was to pick only five. I had to cut Merlin, Being Human, Glee (I can't resist a good musical number), CSI, Supernatural and perhaps at a push Dollhouse, not to mention the older shows I love.

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All I can say is no. No, no, nnononononono NOOOOO!

ETA: Seriously, what the fuck. WHAT - THE - FUCK!!!!

These comments are all over the place so be warned.

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